Sin and Bones
PARANORMAL COZY MYSTERY
Dead men tell no tales? What baloney!
This week on Sinful House, Envy and I needed to learn why the corpses at a local funeral home had begun talking. It was a standard challenge…until we found the mortician murdered in his own preparation room.
Envy is convinced the talking corpses and the murdered funeral director are related. Worse, she thinks they’re linked to an overarching conspiracy that has Odyssey by the throat. And she says it’s our job to stop it once and for all.
Quashing a diabolical scheme is way outside my wheelhouse, but I can’t let my partner down. So I’ll conjure my best Miss Marple to find the killer, end the terror, and help Odyssey’s dead rest in peace.
Life’s no beach in Odyssey, and nothing is what it seems. But one thing’s for sure: This will make for great TV.
Veronica Mars meets Supernatural meets The Real World in this fun, offbeat paranormal cozy mystery
Book 3 in the Lights, Camera, Mystery Paranormal Mysteries series
Hear what our stars say about the show
“What I hate most about this “reality” show is that there’s nothing real about it. Well, except for all the killers and ghosts running around. This place is crawling with murderers and supernatural garbage. But everything else is hocus pocus malarky.” — Pride, Ghost Whisperer
“Sinful House is what you make of it. Me, I’m here to win. So, if that means cuddling up to the right people to score points with the viewers, I’ll do that. It’s not personal. It’s showbiz.” — Lust, Siren
“Winning isn’t really the point. That’s a shortsighted goal, though I understand my companions aren’t here because they’re critical thinkers. No, I plan to make all my money from the tell-all book I’m writing. The other psychics here are a wealth of social and mental challenges. It’ll be a New York Times bestseller.” — Greed, Clairvoyant/Seer
“You wanna know the worst thing about this show? It’s actually improving the economy in Odyssey! And nothing but rich people live here, man! We’re just helping the rich get richer while the poor stay poor. I would give this place 1 star, but the food is pretty decent.” — Wrath, Technopath
“My Mama didn’t raise no fool, and being on this show is the easiest money I ever made. I get paid to cook food and shine for the camera, two things I’m naturally gifted at. It’s hard to be away from my wife, but it’ll be worth it when I win this thing and she ain’t never gotta work again.” — Gluttony, Kitchen Witch
“Oh, I love being on the show! Everyone is so nice and the cases we work on are super interesting. I subtracted half a star because sometimes the thoughts are too loud. And some of my housemates have dark thoughts.” — Sloth, Mind Reader
“Sinful House is great! Most of the time. But I feel like I always get the LEAST interesting cases, and everyone else gets SO much more air time. I don’t wanna be a CryBaby McCriesALot, but I do think the network plays favorites. The beach is beautiful, though!” — Envy, Muse
