Keep Your Sin Up
PARANORMAL COZY MYSTERY
Early to rise, early to bed makes a girl healthy, wealthy…and dead.
This week on Sinful House, the stakes are higher than ever. Six teenage girls from a local performing arts high school have fallen prey to a mysterious illness that makes them convulse, foam at the mouth, and fall unconscious. Doctors are clueless about why the girls are falling in and out of comas. And nobody can explain the strange butterfly tattoo that’s appeared on their arms.
With the community in an uproar, it’s up to Greed, Lust, and me to learn what’s tormenting these young women and end the cycle before someone succumbs to a sleep she can’t awake from. The task is already daunting enough, but Greed had a disturbing premonition, and now no one involved in this case can be trusted.
Solving a medical mystery is way above my pay grade. But I can’t leave the lives of these young women in fate’s hands, either. So I’ll channel my inner Dr. House to hunt down the right diagnosis and rescue these girls from the brink of death.
Life’s no beach in Odyssey, and nothing is what it seems. But one thing’s for sure: This will make for great TV.
Supernatural meets Veronica Mars meets The Real World in this funny, quirky, paranormal cozy mystery.
Book 5 in the Lights, Camera, Mystery series
Hear what our stars say about the show
“What I hate most about this “reality” show is that there’s nothing real about it. Well, except for all the killers and ghosts running around. This place is crawling with murderers and supernatural garbage. But everything else is hocus pocus malarky.” — Pride, Ghost Whisperer
“Sinful House is what you make of it. Me, I’m here to win. So, if that means cuddling up to the right people to score points with the viewers, I’ll do that. It’s not personal. It’s showbiz.” — Lust, Siren
“Winning isn’t really the point. That’s a shortsighted goal, though I understand my companions aren’t here because they’re critical thinkers. No, I plan to make all my money from the tell-all book I’m writing. The other psychics here are a wealth of social and mental challenges. It’ll be a New York Times bestseller.” — Greed, Clairvoyant/Seer
“You wanna know the worst thing about this show? It’s actually improving the economy in Odyssey! And nothing but rich people live here, man! We’re just helping the rich get richer while the poor stay poor. I would give this place 1 star, but the food is pretty decent.” — Wrath, Technopath
“My Mama didn’t raise no fool, and being on this show is the easiest money I ever made. I get paid to cook food and shine for the camera, two things I’m naturally gifted at. It’s hard to be away from my wife, but it’ll be worth it when I win this thing and she ain’t never gotta work again.” — Gluttony, Kitchen Witch
“Oh, I love being on the show! Everyone is so nice and the cases we work on are super interesting. I subtracted half a star because sometimes the thoughts are too loud. And some of my housemates have dark thoughts.” — Sloth, Mind Reader
“Sinful House is great! Most of the time. But I feel like I always get the LEAST interesting cases, and everyone else gets SO much more air time. I don’t wanna be a CryBaby McCriesALot, but I do think the network plays favorites. The beach is beautiful, though!” — Envy, Muse
