Sin Some, Lose Some
PARANORMAL COZY MYSTERY
The dead don’t rest, and some secrets refuse to die
This week on Sinful House, everything falls apart.
You might think I’m being dramatic, but I’m not. Our task for the show was simple: find out why multiple locations around town are being haunted by the same ghost and end the disturbances. It should have been a cakewalk for a ghost whisperer like me.
But then a mysterious manuscript led Envy, Sloth, and me to a secret location that turned out to be nothing we bargained for. And the discovery set my whole life on fire, causing me to question everything I’d always believed to be true about myself, my parents, and the missing artist colony.
Because we found them. And believe me when I tell you, the trouble is just beginning.
Solving a decades-long disappearance is way outside my skill set. Solving a century-old ghost problem might as well be quantum physics. But I can’t refuse to help dozens of desperate souls, either. So I’ll channel my inner Melinda Gordon to connect with the dead and lead deserving souls to their final resting place.
Life’s no beach in Odyssey, and nothing is what it seems. But one thing’s for sure: This will make for great TV.
Supernatural meets Veronica Mars meets The Real World in this funny, quirky, paranormal cozy mystery
Book 7 in the Lights, Camera, Mystery series
Hear what our stars say about the show
“What I hate most about this “reality” show is that there’s nothing real about it. Well, except for all the killers and ghosts running around. This place is crawling with murderers and supernatural garbage. But everything else is hocus pocus malarky.” — Pride, Ghost Whisperer
“Sinful House is what you make of it. Me, I’m here to win. So, if that means cuddling up to the right people to score points with the viewers, I’ll do that. It’s not personal. It’s showbiz.” — Lust, Siren
“Winning isn’t really the point. That’s a shortsighted goal, though I understand my companions aren’t here because they’re critical thinkers. No, I plan to make all my money from the tell-all book I’m writing. The other psychics here are a wealth of social and mental challenges. It’ll be a New York Times bestseller.” — Greed, Clairvoyant/Seer
“You wanna know the worst thing about this show? It’s actually improving the economy in Odyssey! And nothing but rich people live here, man! We’re just helping the rich get richer while the poor stay poor. I would give this place 1 star, but the food is pretty decent.” — Wrath, Technopath
“My Mama didn’t raise no fool, and being on this show is the easiest money I ever made. I get paid to cook food and shine for the camera, two things I’m naturally gifted at. It’s hard to be away from my wife, but it’ll be worth it when I win this thing and she ain’t never gotta work again.” — Gluttony, Kitchen Witch
“Oh, I love being on the show! Everyone is so nice and the cases we work on are super interesting. I subtracted half a star because sometimes the thoughts are too loud. And some of my housemates have dark thoughts.” — Sloth, Mind Reader
“Sinful House is great! Most of the time. But I feel like I always get the LEAST interesting cases, and everyone else gets SO much more air time. I don’t wanna be a CryBaby McCriesALot, but I do think the network plays favorites. The beach is beautiful, though!” — Envy, Muse
