Who's Zoomin' Who?
When I took this gig, I had no idea what I was getting into. A handful of ghosts and one dead body later, I’m playing supernatural matchmaker for a dead guy and an heiress with an attitude problem.
My first task was to uncover the culprit behind the ominous fortune cookies at Wights and Wongs. This time, the TV network tasked me with uncovering the truth about a rich heiress’s online lover. Seems pretty straightforward, right? I thought so, too, until I learned loverboy claims to be the heiress’s late husband trapped in a medium’s body.
Yeah.
Uniting star-crossed lovers is not my forte, but viewers adore a good love story. So I’ll channel my inner Nev Schulman to find out if this guy is who he claims to be…or if he just plans to take Miss Lonelyhearts for a very expensive ride.
Life’s no beach in Odyssey, and nothing is what it seems. But one thing’s for sure: This will make for great TV.
ONLY SIN DEEP: Book 2 in the Lights, Camera, Mystery Paranormal Mysteries series
Hear what our stars say about the show
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“What I hate most about this “reality” show is that there’s nothing real about it. Well, except for all the killers and ghosts running around. This place is crawling with murderers and supernatural garbage. But everything else is hocus pocus malarky.”
— Pride, Ghost Whisperer
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“Sinful House is what you make of it. Me, I’m here to win. So, if that means cuddling up to the right people to score points with the viewers, I’ll do that. It’s not personal. It’s showbiz.”
— Lust, Siren
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“Winning isn’t really the point. That’s a shortsighted goal, though I understand my companions aren’t here because they’re critical thinkers. No, I plan to make all my money from the tell-all book I’m writing. The other psychics here are a wealth of social and mental challenges. It’ll be a New York Times bestseller.”
— Greed, Clairvoyant/Seer
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“You wanna know the worst thing about this show? It’s actually improving the economy in Odyssey! And nothing but rich people live here, man! We’re just helping the rich get richer while the poor stay poor. I would give this place 1 star, but the food is pretty decent.”
— Wrath, Technopath
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“My Mama didn’t raise no fool, and being on this show is the easiest money I ever made. I get paid to cook food and shine for the camera, two things I’m naturally gifted at. It’s hard to be away from my wife, but it’ll be worth it when I win this thing and she ain’t never gotta work again.”
— Gluttony, Kitchen Witch
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“Oh, I love being on the show! Everyone is so nice and the cases we work on are super interesting. I subtracted half a star because sometimes the thoughts are too loud. And some of my housemates have dark thoughts.”
— Sloth, Mind Reader
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“Sinful House is great! Most of the time. But I feel like I always get the LEAST interesting cases, and everyone else gets SO much more air time. I don’t wanna be a CryBaby McCriesALot, but I do think the network plays favorites. The beach is beautiful, though!”
— Envy, Muse
