No Sin, No Fee
PARANORMAL COZY MYSTERY
Smile! You’re on Killer Camera!
This week on Sinful House, Gluttony, Sloth, and I have an impossible challenge. The great, bronze statue that usually stands outside City Hall has disappeared from her rightful place only to reappear at odd locations throughout the city. And to make matters more confusing, she’s changing up her appearance while she’s at it. As you can imagine, the mysterious traveling sculpture has caused quite an uproar. Is it a prank? Is it magic? Or is the statue somehow…alive?
The network tasked us with uncovering her secret and putting a kibosh on her sightseeing adventures. But when camera footage captures a local man dragging a woman’s lifeless body across her front yard, our investigation takes a backseat to solving a murder.
It should be straightforward. The evidence is captured on video. The problem is, the accused swears it’s not him on camera.
And even more troubling? We believe him.
Life’s no beach in Odyssey, and nothing is what it seems. But one thing’s for sure: This will make for great TV.
Veronica Mars meets Supernatural meets The Real World in this fun, offbeat paranormal cozy mystery.
Book 4 in the Lights, Camera, Mystery series
Hear what our stars say about the show
“What I hate most about this “reality” show is that there’s nothing real about it. Well, except for all the killers and ghosts running around. This place is crawling with murderers and supernatural garbage. But everything else is hocus pocus malarky.” — Pride, Ghost Whisperer
“Sinful House is what you make of it. Me, I’m here to win. So, if that means cuddling up to the right people to score points with the viewers, I’ll do that. It’s not personal. It’s showbiz.” — Lust, Siren
“Winning isn’t really the point. That’s a shortsighted goal, though I understand my companions aren’t here because they’re critical thinkers. No, I plan to make all my money from the tell-all book I’m writing. The other psychics here are a wealth of social and mental challenges. It’ll be a New York Times bestseller.” — Greed, Clairvoyant/Seer
“You wanna know the worst thing about this show? It’s actually improving the economy in Odyssey! And nothing but rich people live here, man! We’re just helping the rich get richer while the poor stay poor. I would give this place 1 star, but the food is pretty decent.” — Wrath, Technopath
“My Mama didn’t raise no fool, and being on this show is the easiest money I ever made. I get paid to cook food and shine for the camera, two things I’m naturally gifted at. It’s hard to be away from my wife, but it’ll be worth it when I win this thing and she ain’t never gotta work again.” — Gluttony, Kitchen Witch
“Oh, I love being on the show! Everyone is so nice and the cases we work on are super interesting. I subtracted half a star because sometimes the thoughts are too loud. And some of my housemates have dark thoughts.” — Sloth, Mind Reader
“Sinful House is great! Most of the time. But I feel like I always get the LEAST interesting cases, and everyone else gets SO much more air time. I don’t wanna be a CryBaby McCriesALot, but I do think the network plays favorites. The beach is beautiful, though!” — Envy, Muse
