No Sin Situation
PARANORMAL COZY MYSTERY
They say the perfect person is hard to find. Especially when she’s not missing.
If you ask me, things at Sinful House have taken a turn for the worse.
Thanks to our show’s enormous popularity, other shows are trying to ride our coattails. So this week, we’re filming a crossover episode with the reality show For Love Or Money…a cockamamie dating show. And the person I’m supposed to date is a bounty hunter whose solution to every problem seems to be to stab it or shoot it. I’m 10,000 leagues out of my depth here.
To make things worse, our task this week has us all scratching our heads. We’re supposed to find a missing woman who sent her friends a mysterious, foreboding text the night before she vanished. But the woman in question? Well, she’s at home with her family. And she doesn’t even know the women who reported her missing.
Between dating a psychopath, hunting down a phantom missing woman, and teaming up with Wrath, I’ve got my hands completely full.
Finding missing people is hard enough. Finding people who aren’t missing is impossible. But if doubling down on a mystery gets me out of date night with a maniac, I’m all in. So I’ll channel my inner Jessica Fletcher and find this non-missing woman if it’s the last thing I do.
Life’s no beach in Odyssey, and nothing is what it seems. But one thing’s for sure: This will make for great TV.
Supernatural meets Veronica Mars meets The Real World in this funny, quirky, paranormal cozy mystery
Book 6Â in the Lights, Camera, Mystery series
Hear what our stars say about the show
“What I hate most about this “reality” show is that there’s nothing real about it. Well, except for all the killers and ghosts running around. This place is crawling with murderers and supernatural garbage. But everything else is hocus pocus malarky.” — Pride, Ghost Whisperer
“Sinful House is what you make of it. Me, I’m here to win. So, if that means cuddling up to the right people to score points with the viewers, I’ll do that. It’s not personal. It’s showbiz.” — Lust, Siren
“Winning isn’t really the point. That’s a shortsighted goal, though I understand my companions aren’t here because they’re critical thinkers. No, I plan to make all my money from the tell-all book I’m writing. The other psychics here are a wealth of social and mental challenges. It’ll be a New York Times bestseller.” — Greed, Clairvoyant/Seer
“You wanna know the worst thing about this show? It’s actually improving the economy in Odyssey! And nothing but rich people live here, man! We’re just helping the rich get richer while the poor stay poor. I would give this place 1 star, but the food is pretty decent.” — Wrath, Technopath
“My Mama didn’t raise no fool, and being on this show is the easiest money I ever made. I get paid to cook food and shine for the camera, two things I’m naturally gifted at. It’s hard to be away from my wife, but it’ll be worth it when I win this thing and she ain’t never gotta work again.” — Gluttony, Kitchen Witch
“Oh, I love being on the show! Everyone is so nice and the cases we work on are super interesting. I subtracted half a star because sometimes the thoughts are too loud. And some of my housemates have dark thoughts.” — Sloth, Mind Reader
“Sinful House is great! Most of the time. But I feel like I always get the LEAST interesting cases, and everyone else gets SO much more air time. I don’t wanna be a CryBaby McCriesALot, but I do think the network plays favorites. The beach is beautiful, though!” — Envy, Muse
